I’m so very happy. I know you are too. (Please don’t look at my dick.) I painted this face on my belly for you. (I said, don’t look at my dick.) I hope you will like it. I very much do. (What is it with you and my dick?) I love you so much, I really love you. (Really? Again? Are you sick?)
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