You’re welcome to pet him. Just pet him, I say. He’s never too sticky. He’s really okay.
He’s just a wee hare, who lives up my nose. SOME people aren’t very keen about those.
I don’t really know, I don’t really care, how he got in, or from where.
We’re best friends now. BEST friends I said! And if you don’t like it I’ll rip off your head.
So, go fuck yourself. Fuck off, I say. Just leave us alone. GO AWAY!!!
Oh…oh my goodness. You see that? Wow! He WANTS you to pet him. So, PET him…NOW!!!
***Another new one for our Body-Oddies book, which we’re finishing for publication early next year. -Marsha