Excerpt from our book, “Bludgeon the Clown”, chapter 4, page 55.
They Only Happen by Accident
Cockeysville, Maryland. Until I met Jonny-Bot 5, I was often puzzled to encounter robot clowns….Jonny set me straight! As most of you know, clowns make some of the finest handmade toys in the world. They say that a little bit of their magic rubs off on them. It’s the only explanation we have for why so many of their products get so out of hand. Considering what happens to clown houses and cars, it stands to reason that a toy robot could become sentient. Robot clowns are pretty rare; they only happen by accident. Once they exist, however, clowns readily accept them into their culture. Military corporations like to kidnap them for secret dissection and weapons development…but the freak inside always clusterfucks their program. It’s a good thing they do, or we’d all be losing our corporate jobs to enhanced tech…..wait…
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