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“It’s not about you…” she said in her kindest, most sincere tone, “Really.\u00a0 You’re fine.\u00a0 I’m really okay with it…it’s just that, I think…I’m in a different place in my life right now…”\u00a0 She smiled, looking away, trying to remember some of her gentlest brush-offs as a\u00a0bead of sweat\u00a0 began it’s descent on the back of her neck…..even as frustration and indignation came up in her bile.\u00a0 “Oh, to HELL with it!\u00a0 I can’t\u00a0DO this!\u00a0 Listen…you seemed like a nice, normal person and all, but JESUS effin’ CHRIST!! \u00a0Your dating profile NEVER said anything about THAT!!!\u00a0 I mean, come ON!”\u00a0 She pulled up her boot zipper, buttoned the top button on her blue jeans and grabbed her rumpled\u00a0jacket off the floor as she made for the bedroom door… “You might have warned me at some point during dinner!”\u00a0 She was really hollering now.\u00a0 “Seriously?\u00a0 I had to wait until we both undressed to find out about…..THAT?!?”\u00a0 She slammed the door, making the whole room shudder, and with one final “AAAAAUGHHH!!!!!\u00a0 FRIGGIN’ FREAK SHOW!!” she stomped out.<\/p>\n

***Jeeeezz!\u00a0 If I had a nickel for every time that happened…..\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“It’s not about you…” she said in her kindest, most sincere tone, “Really.\u00a0 You’re fine.\u00a0 I’m really okay with it…it’s just that, I think…I’m in a different place in my life right now…”\u00a0 She smiled, looking away, trying to remember some of her gentlest brush-offs as a\u00a0bead of sweat\u00a0 began it’s descent on the back … Continue reading It’s Not About You…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150],"tags":[210,105,128,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=957"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":966,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions\/966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}