{"id":934,"date":"2017-11-24T22:53:44","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T03:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=934"},"modified":"2017-11-25T11:17:43","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T16:17:43","slug":"naughty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=934","title":{"rendered":"NAUGHTY!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-Santa-ad-02-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-935\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-Santa-ad-02-copy-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"748\" height=\"748\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-Santa-ad-02-copy-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-Santa-ad-02-copy-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-Santa-ad-02-copy.jpg 599w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>***Of course, we&#8217;ve been friends with Santa Clause since we were kids and\u00a0got a great interview with him for our &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221; book (although the publisher cut it\u00a0in the final edit).\u00a0 Still, we were surprised when he showed up on Thanksgiving for a free meal (and this guy can really stack and pack it).\u00a0 But he\u00a0REALLY stunned us with a\u00a0 whopping order of all 3 of our new books.\u00a0 He mentioned (mumbled) something like &#8220;&#8230;can&#8217;t use\u00a0COAL in naughty peoples stockings any more &#8217;cause it&#8217;s TOXIC&#8230;so&#8230;..ho, ho, ho!&#8221;\u00a0 Well, fantastic!\u00a0 He loves it!\u00a0 You should get one too.\u00a0\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***Of course, we&#8217;ve been friends with Santa Clause since we were kids and\u00a0got a great interview with him for our &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221; book (although the publisher cut it\u00a0in the final edit).\u00a0 Still, we were surprised when he showed up on Thanksgiving for a free meal (and this guy can really stack and pack it).\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=934\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NAUGHTY!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241,239],"tags":[128,248,176,99,247,194,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":937,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions\/937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}