{"id":928,"date":"2017-11-21T09:01:04","date_gmt":"2017-11-21T14:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=928"},"modified":"2017-11-21T09:01:04","modified_gmt":"2017-11-21T14:01:04","slug":"church-bans-clown-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Church Bans Clown Book!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-929\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"722\" height=\"722\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Bludgeon-NUN-ad-01.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>***Oh thank God!\u00a0 We&#8217;ve been praying for this for a long time.\u00a0 The banning of our book finally came through.\u00a0 Not to be TOO cynical about it, but nothing helps spread good ideas, good art and important\u00a0issues like telling\u00a0God&#8217;s children\u00a0they can&#8217;t have it.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0What a wonderful prize!\u00a0 This\u00a0announcement is better than any prestigious book award (and far less expensive).\u00a0 None of our competitors has a church ban&#8230;ooooh, we are gonna be so rich!\u00a0 &#8230;but our &#8216;thoughts and prayers&#8217; are with them.\u00a0 Meanwhile,\u00a0&#8216;Bludgeon the Clown&#8217;\u00a0makes a terrific CHRISTMAS gift.\u00a0\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 ***Oh thank God!\u00a0 We&#8217;ve been praying for this for a long time.\u00a0 The banning of our book finally came through.\u00a0 Not to be TOO cynical about it, but nothing helps spread good ideas, good art and important\u00a0issues like telling\u00a0God&#8217;s children\u00a0they can&#8217;t have it.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0What a wonderful prize!\u00a0 This\u00a0announcement is better than any prestigious book award &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=928\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Church Bans Clown Book!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241,239],"tags":[210,105,128,176,99,173,247,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}