{"id":896,"date":"2017-10-24T09:08:05","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T13:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=896"},"modified":"2017-10-24T09:08:05","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T13:08:05","slug":"our-new-book-is-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Our New Book Is Out!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-897\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"952\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/>\u00a0<strong>BLUDGEON<\/strong><\/a><strong> THE CLOWN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221; is a fully illustrated &#8216;graphic novel&#8217; exposing the grizzly details of our ongoing, nationwide clown conspiracy and cover-up. The material in this book could irrevocably alter life as we know it (for the better)&#8230;unless we&#8217;re really careful.\u00a0 Written by Marsha Mellow (with over 100 illustrations by John Allemand), it is 100 pages, perfect bound, stiff cover, 8.5x11in. size &#8211; of candy-coated, yummy clown-infected goodness.\u00a0 <strong>Price $29.95<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***Hooray!!!\u00a0 Our new book is finally out.\u00a0 It&#8217;s big, it&#8217;s beautiful, tastes great and smells like filthy blue-ish nose crystals dipped in spleen juice, slathered in gooey irony and deep fried to a crispy hubris.\u00a0 Check it out on our website (linked above), as well as\u00a0Etsy and Amazon.\u00a0 BUT&#8230;even if clowns aren&#8217;t your thing, it makes the perfect gift\u00a0for your most annoying in-laws &#8211;\u00a0or that estranged sibling you only ever argue with on the holidays.\u00a0 -Marsha\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0BLUDGEON THE CLOWN &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221; is a fully illustrated &#8216;graphic novel&#8217; exposing the grizzly details of our ongoing, nationwide clown conspiracy and cover-up. The material in this book could irrevocably alter life as we know it (for the better)&#8230;unless we&#8217;re really careful.\u00a0 Written by Marsha Mellow (with over 100 illustrations by John Allemand), it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=896\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Our New Book Is Out!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241],"tags":[210,105,128,176,99,244,41,243,10,31,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":898,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions\/898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}