{"id":884,"date":"2017-10-10T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-10-10T13:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=884"},"modified":"2017-10-10T09:00:08","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T13:00:08","slug":"a-high-steaks-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":"A High Steaks Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh man…not again!\u00a0 They are NOT going to be ready for dinner.\u00a0 Why do they DO this?\u00a0 Every time I marinate the steaks, THEY treat it like a wild hot-tub party.\u00a0 They invite their weirdo friends – honey ham, sausage links and chicken thigh – and make a gigantic sloppy mess of the fridge.\u00a0 They drink all my cold beer, they turn my soft tortillas into soggy pulp, using them as towels, getting in and out of the sauce all day…and the Mariachi Brother’s Hot Sauce breaks most of the glass bottles, blasting their ‘Cha-cha-cha’ music!\u00a0 I can’t even describe what they’re doing to my poor hotdogs and fresh vegetables, eeeeeew, but they are NOT going anywhere near MY mouth after that!\u00a0 This has gotten to be a high steaks problem.\u00a0 Those steaks are LIT!\u00a0 They’re high as a kite…again!?\u00a0 UGH!!<\/p>\n

***We finally have\u00a0advance copies of our new book, “Bludgeon the Clown.”\u00a0 We were able to have them in time for the Lehigh Valley Comic Con on Saturday…it was\u00a0amazing!!!\u00a0 E-mail me through our website (www.sallemander.com) if you want a copy.\u00a0 It’s only $29.95, 100 pages of full color clown delight (horror), and it explains…everything. \u00a0Meanwhile, we’re working on getting\u00a0the book\u00a0posted up on our ‘buy it’ page, as well as onto Etsy and Amazon.\u00a0 We’ll also have new 4x4in stickers and a bunch of new original prints for sale, asap.\u00a0 WOO-HOO!!!\u00a0 I’m so excited.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 Oh man…not again!\u00a0 They are NOT going to be ready for dinner.\u00a0 Why do they DO this?\u00a0 Every time I marinate the steaks, THEY treat it like a wild hot-tub party.\u00a0 They invite their weirdo friends – honey ham, sausage links and chicken thigh – and make a gigantic sloppy mess of the fridge.\u00a0 … Continue reading A High Steaks Problem<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[150,109],"tags":[210,105,128,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}