{"id":865,"date":"2017-09-12T09:10:27","date_gmt":"2017-09-12T13:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=865"},"modified":"2017-09-12T09:10:27","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T13:10:27","slug":"always-the-quiet-ones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=865","title":{"rendered":"Always the Quiet Ones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-866\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"714\" height=\"881\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101-243x300.jpg 243w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101-768x947.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101-830x1024.jpg 830w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Old-Nicky-101.jpg 1282w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 714px) 100vw, 714px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bilious Blunt was a bloviating buffoon.\u00a0 He was the loudest, most opinionated fellow in town.\u00a0 He lacked social skills and self control and nobody could stand him.\u00a0 He smelled funny, had a constant menagerie of food and grease on his shirt front and dressed like a clown without even trying.\u00a0 He spit and defecated in public and his Sunday sermon belches were epic.\u00a0 Worst of all, he cultivated an unusually long, phallic nose that made everybody&#8230;uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>People avoided him like a social disease and spent most of their thoughtful energy focused on his awfulness&#8230;perfect!&#8230;because nobody suspected him.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t &#8216;fit the profile&#8217; and hardly a spare idea could penetrate the obnoxious, tasteless distraction he presented&#8230;..and nobody EVER found out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Bilious Blunt was a bloviating buffoon.\u00a0 He was the loudest, most opinionated fellow in town.\u00a0 He lacked social skills and self control and nobody could stand him.\u00a0 He smelled funny, had a constant menagerie of food and grease on his shirt front and dressed like a clown without even trying.\u00a0 He spit and defecated &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=865\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Always the Quiet Ones<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,150],"tags":[210,105,128,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":867,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions\/867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}