{"id":817,"date":"2017-07-11T09:00:42","date_gmt":"2017-07-11T13:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=817"},"modified":"2017-07-11T09:00:42","modified_gmt":"2017-07-11T13:00:42","slug":"gimme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"GIMME!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-818\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92-300x261.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"748\" height=\"651\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92-300x261.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92-768x669.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92-1024x893.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Gimme-92.jpg 1519w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>***The editors at EEW Books got hold of\u00a0a leaked CIA\u00a0study, thoroughly\u00a0analyzing the history of the Middle East since before WW1.\u00a0 It was thinner than you&#8217;d expect (thick as\u00a0a porter house steak), printed on bright yellow (saffron)\u00a0paper in a\u00a0succulent\u00a0Helvetica Bold font, and absolutely stuffed (like tur-duck-en)\u00a0full of big, juicy,\u00a0important words&#8230;but it&#8217;s conclusion rendered down to one simple, tasty\u00a0theme&#8230; which John has illustrated into a single cartoon image.\u00a0 Bon appetit! \u00a0I&#8217;m off to lunch&#8230;I&#8217;m famished.\u00a0 -Marsha\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***The editors at EEW Books got hold of\u00a0a leaked CIA\u00a0study, thoroughly\u00a0analyzing the history of the Middle East since before WW1.\u00a0 It was thinner than you&#8217;d expect (thick as\u00a0a porter house steak), printed on bright yellow (saffron)\u00a0paper in a\u00a0succulent\u00a0Helvetica Bold font, and absolutely stuffed (like tur-duck-en)\u00a0full of big, juicy,\u00a0important words&#8230;but it&#8217;s conclusion rendered down to one &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=817\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GIMME!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,239],"tags":[128,176,41,228,240],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":835,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions\/835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}