{"id":807,"date":"2017-06-20T11:19:05","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T15:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=807"},"modified":"2017-06-20T11:19:05","modified_gmt":"2017-06-20T15:19:05","slug":"tommy-the-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"Tommy The Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-808\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89-298x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"728\" height=\"733\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89-298x300.jpg 298w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89-768x773.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89-1017x1024.jpg 1017w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Tommy-89.jpg 1552w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><strong>Tommy<\/strong><\/a><strong> the Clown got sliced in half,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 to expose his charm and wit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 but all I could see as he came apart\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 was maggoty chunks of shit.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***It&#8217;s just that kind of week&#8230;John&#8217;s brother&#8217;s wife died on Saturday,\u00a0his other brother is coming up from Florida to stay for the funeral on Thursday.\u00a0\u00a0His two youngest sons graduate high school\u00a0on Friday, his\u00a0mother is coming in from Utah to stay for that &#8211;\u00a0as well as\u00a0his middle son&#8217;s birthday\u00a0and\u00a0his oldest son&#8217;s college graduation&#8230;\u00a0AND one of\u00a0his cars was in a fender-bender this morning while he was getting his youngest son back to school after a face breaking concussion and recovery.\u00a0 Glad I&#8217;m not him.\u00a0 On the bright side, all I have to do is continue working on\u00a0our new book &#8211; which is\u00a0nothing but hours and hours and hours\u00a0of fun&#8230; -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy the Clown got sliced in half,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 to expose his charm and wit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 but all I could see as he came apart\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 was maggoty chunks of shit.\u00a0 ***It&#8217;s just that kind of week&#8230;John&#8217;s brother&#8217;s wife died on Saturday,\u00a0his other brother is coming up from Florida to stay for the funeral on Thursday.\u00a0\u00a0His two youngest sons &hellip; 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