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\"Potty\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

Something in the smell wafting from the bathroom told me that things were going badly.\u00a0 The\u00a0crap being shouted was definitely not appropriate for television.\u00a0 Negotiations had broken down and a strike was well underway.\u00a0 Worse…the strikers were in open revolt,\u00a0 flinging their sacred deposits all over the walls and ceiling.\u00a0 The trust between us was broken.\u00a0 Innocents were soiled, stained and who knew if the scars would ever heal…..but all that was secondary to the fact that…I really had to go.\u00a0 I REALLY had to go — BAD!<\/p>\n

Shamefully, in typical corporate fashion, I snuck out to the back yard, found a tree and used it like a primitive monkey.\u00a0 Disgusting.\u00a0 Yes, I found a cheap scab replacement to the striking toilet — but I just couldn’t hold out any longer…ugh!\u00a0 I felt dirty.<\/p>\n

I say, give the strikers whatever they demand before this gets any worse and we have a real shit storm on our hands…our shoes… our trousers…..<\/p>\n

***Two weekends and two 3-day shows in a row, selling our beautiful clown books and hawking amazing (and tasteful)\u00a0‘Poop’ stickers…..boy oh boy, this is the life.\u00a0 If I knew this was going to be so good I’d have quit my old career 10 years ago.\u00a0 John\u00a0wholeheartedly concurs.\u00a0 But, Now we have a clean stretch of\u00a0uninterrupted time\u00a0to finish “Bludgeon the Clown”, hopefully in early May so we can resume our show schedule.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n

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