{"id":741,"date":"2017-03-14T09:01:06","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T13:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=741"},"modified":"2017-03-14T09:01:06","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T13:01:06","slug":"sausage-fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"Sausage Fest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-742\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76-254x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sausage-Fest-76\" width=\"720\" height=\"850\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76-254x300.jpg 254w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76-768x908.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76-867x1024.jpg 867w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sausage-Fest-76.jpg 1690w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Willy arrived at the party with his friend Willy and his other friend Willy.\u00a0 He was happy to be invited, he and his friends didn&#8217;t get many invites (they were kinda nerds) but it soon became apparent that this party would be another sausage fest.\u00a0 The prospects looked pretty gloomy when he saw that everybody there was a &#8216;Willy&#8217;.\u00a0 At least there was plenty of beer.\u00a0 After a while he noticed the place getting really hot and humid.\u00a0 There might as well have been flames licking up between the gratings in the floor&#8230;and all the Willies were getting some awkward, nasty looking tan lines &#8211; just like his &#8211; and they were drinking gallons of ice-cold beer to compensate for&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when he realized&#8230;it was all a scam. This&#8230;was a&#8230;..bar-be-que!<\/p>\n<p><em>***Today, in the midst of the &#8216;Blizzard of 2017&#8217;, all I can think of is bar-be-que and beer.\u00a0 This is a new one from our &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221; project, a craptastic journey through the rancid mind of my artist, John Allemand.\u00a0 So glad that&#8217;s over.\u00a0 We have enough material to do the book but now I guess\u00a0we&#8217;re just spewing out material as a\u00a0compulsion.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Willy arrived at the party with his friend Willy and his other friend Willy.\u00a0 He was happy to be invited, he and his friends didn&#8217;t get many invites (they were kinda nerds) but it soon became apparent that this party would be another sausage fest.\u00a0 The prospects looked pretty gloomy when he saw that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=741\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sausage Fest<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,105,176,99,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":744,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions\/744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}