{"id":698,"date":"2017-01-24T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T14:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=698"},"modified":"2017-01-24T09:00:08","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T14:00:08","slug":"splitting-headache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Splitting Headache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-699\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"Splitting Headache-69\" width=\"800\" height=\"1076\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-223x300.jpg 223w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-768x1032.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-762x1024.jpg 762w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69.jpg 1606w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey!&#8230; Do you remember that thing? You know&#8230;that THING??\u00a0 Oh, you remember.\u00a0 We saw it the other day when we were doing the other thing&#8230;..what&#8217;s-is face was there.\u00a0 Oh, you know who I mean, the one from&#8230; oh gosh&#8230;from over yonder with the thing-ummy-thing on his who&#8217;s-is-what&#8217;s-it?&#8230;And we laughed and laughed about it the whole time?\u00a0 But he wasn&#8217;t so amused.\u00a0 He took the issue up with&#8230;oh, you know who, the one at the place&#8230;..um, the place right next door to the other MAIN place?\u00a0 And she went totally ballistic about everything, especially that one thing&#8230;..but not the thing I&#8217;m talking about.\u00a0 I meant the OTHER thing.\u00a0 Yeah!\u00a0 The thing with the thing-a-ma-jig&#8230;Yes!!!\u00a0 You know the thing!\u00a0 UGH!!!\u00a0 I seem to forget EVERY thing&#8230;but I definitely remember THAT!<\/p>\n<p><em>***This conversation isn&#8217;t all that unusual. It happens more often than I&#8217;d care to admit.\u00a0 What amazes me is how often we completely understand each other whenever we do&#8230;..whoever it is.\u00a0 -Marsha\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Hey!&#8230; Do you remember that thing? You know&#8230;that THING??\u00a0 Oh, you remember.\u00a0 We saw it the other day when we were doing the other thing&#8230;..what&#8217;s-is face was there.\u00a0 Oh, you know who I mean, the one from&#8230; oh gosh&#8230;from over yonder with the thing-ummy-thing on his who&#8217;s-is-what&#8217;s-it?&#8230;And we laughed and laughed about it the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=698\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Splitting Headache<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,105,128,176,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":700,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}