{"id":653,"date":"2016-11-15T09:00:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T14:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=653"},"modified":"2016-11-15T09:00:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T14:00:04","slug":"why-the-long-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Why The Long Face?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-655\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-209x300.jpg\" alt=\"why-the-long-face-59-copy\" width=\"726\" height=\"1042\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-209x300.jpg 209w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-713x1024.jpg 713w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy.jpg 1501w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 726px) 100vw, 726px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last Wednesday a dude walked into the bar with a REALLY long face. The barkeep looked up and grinned.\u00a0 I knew exactly what he\u00a0was thinking.\u00a0 He opened his mouth to say&#8230;..but thought better of it and simply asked, &#8220;What&#8217;ll ya have, pal?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>***Everything you were afraid might happen is pretty much already happening.\u00a0 Your craptastic election doesn&#8217;t change much.\u00a0 Take a minute or two to\u00a0get your shit together, then\u00a0pull up\u00a0your big boy pants, get off your lazy asses and come join the rest of us in the revolution.\u00a0 Whatever you think or believe, its time to quit your bellyaching and rise up.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Last Wednesday a dude walked into the bar with a REALLY long face. The barkeep looked up and grinned.\u00a0 I knew exactly what he\u00a0was thinking.\u00a0 He opened his mouth to say&#8230;..but thought better of it and simply asked, &#8220;What&#8217;ll ya have, pal?&#8221; ***Everything you were afraid might happen is pretty much already happening.\u00a0 Your &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=653\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why The Long Face?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[128,176,233,232,231],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":657,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions\/657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}