{"id":611,"date":"2016-09-13T09:00:13","date_gmt":"2016-09-13T13:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=611"},"modified":"2016-09-13T09:00:13","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T13:00:13","slug":"slack-jaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"Slack Jaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-612\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"slackjaw-50\" width=\"706\" height=\"913\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50.jpg 1574w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 706px) 100vw, 706px\" \/>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father Rodriguez Domingo Emanuel Castillo stood on the dais before his congregation at Sunday mass, slack jawed and silent &#8211; as if in a trance. Everyone was (respectfully) baffled as he committed his minor, weekly spectacle.\u00a0 Intense prayers hissed through humid air, a mumbled chanting, eyes lolling, bodies swaying, swooning and barfing in awe as his lips and cheeks slackened while the agonizing minutes passed.\u00a0 A thick silence fell as \u00a0his melting jaw splashed into a dribbley puddle at his feet.\u00a0 Nobody moved or said anything&#8230; everyone just stared, stupidly&#8230;..it must be a miracle&#8230; right?<\/p>\n<p><em>***I love religion, so entertaining, so debilitating&#8230;but no matter how I&#8217;d love to rant on about it, I&#8217;m even more compelled to announce that we now have\u00a0our ETSY shop up and running (just follow the link to www.sallemander.com and you&#8217;ll\u00a0find the link to the site\/shop).\u00a0 You can\u00a0get our two books and soon, original art prints.\u00a0 Also, we now have both our books for sale at St. Mark&#8217;s Comics in New York City (one of our favorite places on Earth), so go there and buy our shit!\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father Rodriguez Domingo Emanuel Castillo stood on the dais before his congregation at Sunday mass, slack jawed and silent &#8211; as if in a trance. Everyone was (respectfully) baffled as he committed his minor, weekly spectacle.\u00a0 Intense prayers hissed through humid air, a mumbled chanting, eyes lolling, bodies swaying, swooning and barfing in awe &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=611\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slack Jaw<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,37,216,217],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":613,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions\/613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}