{"id":555,"date":"2016-06-28T09:07:44","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T13:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=555"},"modified":"2016-06-28T09:07:44","modified_gmt":"2016-06-28T13:07:44","slug":"sundae-the-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Sundae The Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-556\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-556\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sundae-the-clown-39\" width=\"556\" height=\"704\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-237x300.jpg 237w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-768x973.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-808x1024.jpg 808w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39.jpg 1369w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ohhh&#8230;its not so bad.&#8221; his wife told him with thinly veiled sarcasm.\u00a0 &#8220;You look absolutely delicious&#8230;..!&#8221; she smiled sardonically.\u00a0 But it was a hot summer day and he was melting on the spot.\u00a0 He wouldn&#8217;t last much longer.<\/p>\n<p>Billy was so intent on pleasing his estranged wife (poor henpecked bastard) that he took her desire for an ice cream sundae too far and transmogrified himself into one, without considering the consequences.\u00a0 And still, as he slowly disintegrated into a sweet soupy mess, she would not favor him with her attentions &#8211; except to say, &#8220;Ugh!\u00a0 You know I don&#8217;t like pistachio&#8230;..!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>***The hell with Billy, its hot out and I want ice cream!!!\u00a0 This image is another piece from our now book, &#8220;Marsha Mellow&#8217;s Blue-ish Freaks&#8221;.\u00a0 You can find\u00a0it here at www.sallemander.com (or follow the link above).\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ohhh&#8230;its not so bad.&#8221; his wife told him with thinly veiled sarcasm.\u00a0 &#8220;You look absolutely delicious&#8230;..!&#8221; she smiled sardonically.\u00a0 But it was a hot summer day and he was melting on the spot.\u00a0 He wouldn&#8217;t last much longer. Billy was so intent on pleasing his estranged wife (poor henpecked bastard) that he took her desire &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=555\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sundae The Clown<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,150],"tags":[128,200,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":557,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}