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<\/a><\/p>\nI reached for my beer glass but knocked it over with the empty stump of my wrist. The stranger grinned at me and chuckled again knowingly. It seems that both my hands had quietly popped off and were crawling down the bar toward the attractive woman in the breasty, low cut blouse at the end\u2026the one I was too shy to approach earlier. I didn\u2019t know what they planned but I could just imagine what MY brainless hands might like to do with HER. That\u2019s when I noticed the stranger\u2019s collar \u2013 bolted tightly \u2018round his neck. It looked positively medieval but locked his wayward head soundly to his torso. ‘How clever?!’ I thought.<\/p>\n
The barkeep wiped up my spilled beer with a lovely pair of shapely, ladies arms \u2013which did NOT match the rest of his otherwise burly, tattooed frame. He caught me staring but shrugged and nodded me in the direction of my hands as they broke into a run\u2026..while the woman\u2019s breasts leapt out of her blouse and took off in opposite directions.<\/p>\n
***John did this image for our new book, “Marsha Mellow’s Blue-ish Freaks” which is\u00a0available now, just follow the link above to www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Worse day of my life\u2026” began the stranger at the bar, “\u2026the day I lost my HEAD!” He stared at me oddly, chuckling. His words hung in the air for a while as I wondered who the heck this guy was and why he was chatting me up. He sounded absurd!\u00a0 “What?!” I asked, a … Continue reading Worse Day of My Life<\/span>