{"id":477,"date":"2016-05-03T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T13:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=477"},"modified":"2016-05-03T09:00:08","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T13:00:08","slug":"primal-urge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=477","title":{"rendered":"Primal Urge"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I love brains!…LOVE them.\u00a0 Can’t remember why I ever ate anything else…ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach and organs as I turned…..then I joined in…and I tasted pretty good – but not as good as brains.<\/p>\n

I don’t talk much any more, nobody in my group does.\u00a0 It’s okay, I never was much of a conversationalist…and most folks seem too afraid of me to chat, anyway.\u00a0 They run away screaming a lot or try to stab me in the head with sharp stuff… I never liked most people that much, so it doesn’t really hurt my feelings.\u00a0 Their brains, though…ooooooohhh, nice!\u00a0 Better than goose liver p\u00e2t\u00e9 and double fudge brownies.<\/p>\n

I saw my own reflection yesterday, I’m looking pretty rugged.\u00a0 I’ve really slimmed down without my guts…finally lost that extra thirty pounds.\u00a0 And my skin, well…a mottled blue-ish grey with black streaks – reminds me of camouflage, my favorite color.\u00a0 But oooooohh, the brains…did I tell you how good those are?\u00a0 I highly recommend them.\u00a0 Ooooooom!\u00a0 Ughhh!!\u00a0 Brains!!!\u00a0 I love the brains.\u00a0 Ummmmmm…I can’t remember why I ever ate anything else…ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach……<\/p>\n

***I’m obligated (by John, my illustrator) to mention that the image for this post is an “unrevised original rough sketch” and below\u00a0his\u00a0normal standard of quality.\u00a0 I actually\u00a0LIKE this one…but its also a crap-load of\u00a0fun watching John have an OCD hissy-bitch fit over his stupid etchings.\u00a0 I’m a big fan of zombies, even the bad ones are beautiful.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love brains!…LOVE them.\u00a0 Can’t remember why I ever ate anything else…ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach and organs as I turned…..then I joined in…and I tasted pretty good – but not as good as brains. I don’t talk much any more, nobody … Continue reading Primal Urge<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150],"tags":[185,37,182],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}