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“Constant gravy!!…or did he say constant craving!?” but everyone was already writing and the professor’s response was garbled…sure, okay, constant gravy seemed right.\u00a0 I was feeling pretty woozy since I cut myself shaving earlier and couldn’t make it stop bleeding.\u00a0 It just gushed, thick and goopy…yeah, constant gravy…coool!<\/p>\n

What began as a simple nick under my nose, got worse a few minutes later when blood started running down my cheek.\u00a0 An hour later, it was dripping copiously.\u00a0 In two hours it was a steady flow and by lunchtime I was squirting all over the place, soaking my clothes, the furniture and painting the walls.\u00a0 It was impossible to concentrate as the room kept spinning faster and faster…..<\/p>\n

I must have spaced out for a while because when I woke, the stuff leaking out was no longer red.\u00a0 Thankfully it was just cheese wizz leaking from the push nozzle on my head.\u00a0 What?!…don’t you have a nozzle?…and what’s so weird about that?\u00a0 Best of all, the harder I pumped the thicker it flowed…aaaaah, pretty…..<\/p>\n

I must have spaced out for a while…..what was I saying?…<\/p>\n

***This really happened.\u00a0 Its lucky that John got a good sketch of this guy at the writing workshop before things went sideways.\u00a0 This post is a shortened version of the\u00a0story…but we didn’t want to give away all the best parts before we publish it in our BODY-ODDIES book.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Constant gravy!!…or did he say constant craving!?” but everyone was already writing and the professor’s response was garbled…sure, okay, constant gravy seemed right.\u00a0 I was feeling pretty woozy since I cut myself shaving earlier and couldn’t make it stop bleeding.\u00a0 It just gushed, thick and goopy…yeah, constant gravy…coool! What began as a simple nick under … Continue reading Constant Craving<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[105,37,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":250,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}