{"id":1912,"date":"2021-11-15T12:53:31","date_gmt":"2021-11-15T17:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2021-11-15T12:53:31","modified_gmt":"2021-11-15T17:53:31","slug":"game-face-face-plant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1912","title":{"rendered":"Game Face&#8230;Face Plant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3562.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"750\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3562.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1917\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3562.jpg 750w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3562-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3562-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Game Face<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Go sports!\u00a0 Go sports!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Rah&#8211;rah&#8211;rah!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Kick the bishop in the shorts,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 <strong>sis&#8211;boom&#8211;bah!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Face Plant&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>When she fell, face first, with a grunt and a thudd,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0<strong>\u00a0 the state of her health was precarious,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>but staggering up, encrusted with mud,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 the look on her face was hilarious.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***Yeah, there&#8217;s a silly rhyme for BOTH of these pages&#8230;thankfully for you, we left them out of the book.  I think John is the only freakish weirdo in America who still likes poetry.  You&#8217;re welcome!  If you want to buy the book, hit the ETSY link above or go to etsy.com and search EEWbooks.   -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Game Face&#8220; Go sports!\u00a0 Go sports! \u00a0\u00a0 Rah&#8211;rah&#8211;rah! Kick the bishop in the shorts, \u00a0\u00a0 sis&#8211;boom&#8211;bah! &#8220;Face Plant&#8221; When she fell, face first, with a grunt and a thudd, \u00a0\u00a0 the state of her health was precarious, but staggering up, encrusted with mud, \u00a0\u00a0 the look on her face was hilarious. ***Yeah, there&#8217;s a silly &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1912\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Game Face&#8230;Face Plant<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[303,210,307,248,176,99,243,298,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}