{"id":1902,"date":"2021-11-09T17:21:44","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T22:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1902"},"modified":"2021-11-09T17:21:44","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T22:21:44","slug":"chicken-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1902","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-802x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1903\" width=\"802\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-802x1024.jpg 802w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-235x300.jpg 235w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-768x981.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-1202x1536.jpg 1202w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-1603x2048.jpg 1603w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/000001-BW-Oddy-ChickenFingers-scaled.jpg 2004w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 802px) 100vw, 802px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Chicken Fingers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fingers are fingers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; and thumbs are fingers,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong> but not every finger\u2019s a thumb.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The same thing goes for chickens, they say<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp; (but the ones who say it are dumb!).<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***John loves this poem&#8230;..now you know why the publisher cut all the poetry from the new book, BODY-ODDIES.  People hate that crap.  The image, however, is one of MY favorites.  Buy the book!  Find it at www.sallemander.com or go directly to Etsy and search EEWbooks.   -Marsha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicken Fingers Fingers are fingers &nbsp;&nbsp; and thumbs are fingers, &nbsp;&nbsp; but not every finger\u2019s a thumb. The same thing goes for chickens, they say &nbsp;&nbsp; (but the ones who say it are dumb!). ***John loves this poem&#8230;..now you know why the publisher cut all the poetry from the new book, BODY-ODDIES. People hate that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1902\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chicken Fingers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[210,307,105,309,248,99,305,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1902"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1911,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions\/1911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}