{"id":1819,"date":"2021-05-17T11:19:19","date_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1819"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:19:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:19:19","slug":"smelly-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1819","title":{"rendered":"Smelly Toes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"760\" height=\"1000\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/0000001-Oddy-SmellyToes-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1820\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/0000001-Oddy-SmellyToes-copy.jpg 760w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/0000001-Oddy-SmellyToes-copy-228x300.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>My sister said I had smelly toes.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; What did she mean by that?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Did SHE smell them&#8230;or did THEY have a nose?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp; Oh never mind, she\u2019s a brat!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***This image was close, but not quite the version we&#8217;re using in the &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221; book.  And so far, we&#8217;re not using any of the written shorts and rhymes.  It&#8217;s okay, people don&#8217;t read much any more anyway.  We&#8217;re still waiting for a release date from the publisher&#8230;we&#8217;ll keep you posted.   -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister said I had smelly toes. &nbsp;&nbsp; What did she mean by that? Did SHE smell them&#8230;or did THEY have a nose? &nbsp;&nbsp; Oh never mind, she\u2019s a brat! ***This image was close, but not quite the version we&#8217;re using in the &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221; book. And so far, we&#8217;re not using any of the written &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1819\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smelly Toes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,241,239],"tags":[268,248,99,295,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1826,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions\/1826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}