{"id":1748,"date":"2021-02-15T08:00:05","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2021-02-15T08:04:56","modified_gmt":"2021-02-15T13:04:56","slug":"two-faced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1748","title":{"rendered":"Two Faced"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"822\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/000001-HeadSack.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1749\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/000001-HeadSack.jpg 800w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/000001-HeadSack-292x300.jpg 292w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/000001-HeadSack-768x789.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mike was a two-faced liar&#8230;no, &#8216;liar&#8217; was his last NAME.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>He only had two faces, &#8217;cause that was the way he came. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>He also had seventeen toes, and a nine inch tail, which was flat,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>and five short pricks that fit like a glove, but nobody cared about that!  <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Everyone hated a two-faced liar.  They called it a curse and a sin,                <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>but once he became the president, he actually fit right in.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike was a two-faced liar&#8230;no, &#8216;liar&#8217; was his last NAME. He only had two faces, &#8217;cause that was the way he came. He also had seventeen toes, and a nine inch tail, which was flat, and five short pricks that fit like a glove, but nobody cared about that! Everyone hated a two-faced liar. They &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1748\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two Faced<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241,239],"tags":[289,248,99,256,31,240,96,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1760,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions\/1760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}