{"id":1727,"date":"2021-01-18T09:16:25","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T14:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2021-01-18T09:18:44","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T14:18:44","slug":"jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1727","title":{"rendered":"Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Jack-the-Clown-100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"269\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Jack-the-Clown-100-269x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-860\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Jack-the-Clown-100-269x300.jpg 269w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Jack-the-Clown-100-768x856.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Jack-the-Clown-100.jpg 797w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>I once met a clown named Jack, who shoved a grenade up his crack.  They recovered his penis\u00a0halfway to Venus and both of his balls in Iraq.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***Today we celebrate our \u2018279th post\u2019\u2026and every 279 posts we&nbsp;publish the most offensive dick-n-balls, exploding clown limerick we can find.&nbsp; This one comes to us from Venus the Clown (a major contributor to our new book \u201cBludgeon the Clown\u201d).&nbsp; John (the artist) claims&nbsp;Venus lifted it from his notes and reworked it to put his name in it.&nbsp; He says he heard it a decade ago from an old friend, Robert&nbsp;Kopecky, when they worked&nbsp;on \u2018Codename: Kids&nbsp;Next Door\u2019&nbsp;together.&nbsp; I think John just hates my good friend Venus and likes&nbsp;to ruin my \u2018279th post\u2019 celebration.  Fuck you, John!&nbsp; -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>*P.S.&nbsp; The only problem with the Venus\u2019 limerick (besides&nbsp;being disgusting) is that you have to mispronounce Iraq, like an ignorant American (eye-rack), for the rhyme to work properly.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once met a clown named Jack, who shoved a grenade up his crack. They recovered his penis\u00a0halfway to Venus and both of his balls in Iraq. ***Today we celebrate our \u2018279th post\u2019\u2026and every 279 posts we&nbsp;publish the most offensive dick-n-balls, exploding clown limerick we can find.&nbsp; This one comes to us from Venus the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1727\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jack<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241],"tags":[34,248,37,99,281,256,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1733,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}