{"id":1699,"date":"2020-12-07T09:01:05","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T14:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2020-12-07T09:01:05","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T14:01:05","slug":"bludgeon-the-clown-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1699","title":{"rendered":"Bludgeon the Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-791x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-897\" width=\"586\" height=\"758\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Bludgeon-cover-002.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 586px) 100vw, 586px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***Our third book, \u201cBludgeon the Clown\u201d is a fully illustrated \u2018graphic novel\u2019 which exposes the grizzly details of our nationwide clown conspiracy and cover-up. The material in this book could irrevocably alter life as we know it (for the better)\u2026unless we\u2019re really careful.<\/em>  <em>It\u2019s big, it\u2019s beautiful, and tastes like blue-ish nose crystals dipped in spleen juice, slathered in gooey irony and deep fried to a crispy hubris.  Find it at our Etsy shop.  Go to www.etsy.com and search EEWbooks.&nbsp; BUT\u2026even if clowns aren\u2019t your thing, it makes the perfect holiday gift&nbsp;for your most annoying in-laws \u2013&nbsp;or that estranged sibling you only ever argue with on the holidays.&nbsp; -Marsha&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***Our third book, \u201cBludgeon the Clown\u201d is a fully illustrated \u2018graphic novel\u2019 which exposes the grizzly details of our nationwide clown conspiracy and cover-up. The material in this book could irrevocably alter life as we know it (for the better)\u2026unless we\u2019re really careful. It\u2019s big, it\u2019s beautiful, and tastes like blue-ish nose crystals dipped in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1699\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bludgeon the Clown<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241],"tags":[210,128,248,176,99,244,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}