{"id":1666,"date":"2020-10-26T09:01:22","date_gmt":"2020-10-26T13:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2020-10-26T09:01:22","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T13:01:22","slug":"faceplant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1666","title":{"rendered":"Faceplant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"990\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-1024x990.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1667\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-1024x990.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-300x290.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-768x742.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-1536x1485.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/00001-A-aFacePlant-4-2048x1980.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>When she fell, face first, with and grunt and a thudd, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>the state of her health was precarious, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>but staggering up, encrusted with mud&#8230;                                             <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>the look on her face was hilarious!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***This will be in our next book, &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221; (which will be done soon), although it may end up being a completely different version &#8211; both the rhyme and the image.  This is one of my favorites.  I can&#8217;t count the number of times I&#8217;ve resembled this.  Find and buy all our books and stuff at our Etsy shop, search EEWbooks.  Thanks!   -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When she fell, face first, with and grunt and a thudd, the state of her health was precarious, but staggering up, encrusted with mud&#8230; the look on her face was hilarious! ***This will be in our next book, &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221; (which will be done soon), although it may end up being a completely different version &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1666\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Faceplant<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[248,99,10,256,19,249,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1669,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions\/1669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}