{"id":1580,"date":"2020-07-20T09:03:01","date_gmt":"2020-07-20T13:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2020-07-20T09:03:01","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T13:03:01","slug":"mask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1580","title":{"rendered":"MASK!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1581\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/00001-ClownMasks-02-copy.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>***Our apologies to all our clown friends for this PSA.  We should never associate clowns with any kind of politics in America, or equate them with stupid, greedy, selfish, childish and dull people of any kind.  It&#8217;s not just that we offend one of the most moral, decent and whimsical species on the planet, it&#8217;s that if you do it too often, they will find you, kill you, then fuck you and eat you&#8230;bones and all!  (We&#8217;re hoping this disclaimer cleans the slate for us.)   -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***Our apologies to all our clown friends for this PSA. We should never associate clowns with any kind of politics in America, or equate them with stupid, greedy, selfish, childish and dull people of any kind. It&#8217;s not just that we offend one of the most moral, decent and whimsical species on the planet, it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1580\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">MASK!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241],"tags":[128,248,259,176,99,260,115],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1582,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/1582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}