{"id":1522,"date":"2020-05-11T09:00:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-11T13:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2020-05-11T09:00:22","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T13:00:22","slug":"pills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1522","title":{"rendered":"Pills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1523\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"852\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy-236x300.jpg 236w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy-768x975.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy-806x1024.jpg 806w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Pills-02-copy.jpg 1207w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dragon Man Dan had a lot of nice pills.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Some made him better and stronger.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 One for his asthma, one for his heart,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 one made his pecker longer.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 But all of those pills, for all their delight,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 killed him, as you might expect,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 though they kept his body preserved for years\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and left his penis erect.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***I&#8217;ve never posted this rough sketch before and refuse to post the final art.\u00a0 If you want to see it, you&#8217;ll have to buy the book, &#8220;Marsha Mellow&#8217;s Blue-ish Freaks.&#8221;\u00a0 Find it (along with my other 3 books) at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon Man Dan had a lot of nice pills.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Some made him better and stronger.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; 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