{"id":1517,"date":"2020-05-04T09:00:41","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T13:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2020-05-04T09:00:41","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T13:00:41","slug":"tick-tick-tick-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1517","title":{"rendered":"Tick Tick Tick"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The room was not large, just a conference room in the library where ten of us sat around a table writing.\u00a0 It was a typical Saturday morning writing workshop and the prompt was: ‘the lyrics to the Star Wars theme.’\u00a0 The music rattled around my brain easily enough but for some reason I couldn\u2019t recall it ever having lyrics.\u00a0 I swear it NEVER did…did it?\u00a0 I was frustrated.\u00a0 I drew a blank while everyone else was scribbling away\u2026and the music in my head became louder, incessant\u2026persistent\u2026..maddening!<\/p>\n

It suddenly stopped when a new sound caught my attention.\u00a0 It was coming from Keith at the other end of the table.\u00a0 There was a tick, tick, ticking that quickly replaced my obsession \u2013 in perfect rhythm and beat \u2013 to those lyrics, whatever they were\u2026tick, tick, ticka, ticka-ticka, tick, tick.\u00a0 I was tapping my toe on the carpet now\u2026ticka-ticka, tick, tick.\u00a0 Louder and louder it got, tick, ticka, tick\u2026Keith was writing intensely.\u00a0 Tick, tick-ticka.\u00a0 How could he not hear it?\u00a0 Tick-tick, ticka-tick.\u00a0\u00a0 Was I the only one?\u00a0 Ticka-tick-ticka, tick.\u00a0 Was that smoke coming out of his ears?\u00a0 Tick-tick.\u00a0 Coooool!\u00a0 Ticka-tick-ticka.\u00a0 The ticking got faster as bright beams of light began to emerge from his skull. \u00a0Tick-ticka-ticka-ticka-tick.\u00a0 It filled the room\u2026blinding me\u2026..ticka-ticka-ticka\u2026BANG!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Like a mouse in a microwave, the walls, floor and ceiling were suddenly pasted with Keith juice and bits of sticky flesh and bone.<\/p>\n

Still, nobody seemed to notice.\u00a0 Everyone just kept on writing even as a slippery chunk of bowel slid down Carl\u2019s face and a bloody ear clung to the end of Joe\u2019s pencil.\u00a0 Keith\u2019s head and chest were gone and his fluids were squirting Susan\u2019s cheek\u2026but he kept on writing as well.\u00a0 Susan paused to open an umbrella and brush gore off her laptop, unmoved.<\/p>\n

Everything was quiet for a few minutes as pens scribbled on wet paper and blood dribbled and pooled in my under shorts\u2026.then the ticking started again\u2026but this time it sounded like it was coming from Nancy\u2026..tick, tick, tick\u2026coooool!<\/p>\n

***This full color illustration was originally published as the cover for Analog Magazine\u2019s Jan\/Feb 2012 issue.\u00a0 It is featured now in our 4th book, “A Short Burst”.\u00a0 The story is based on\u00a0true events that go on from 10am to 12pm every\u00a0Saturday morning\u00a0at the Montclair, NJ Library.\u00a0 All are welcome to write\u2026to tick\u2026and eventually explode.\u00a0 Buy our books at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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