{"id":1513,"date":"2020-04-27T09:00:06","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2020-04-27T09:00:06","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T13:00:06","slug":"uncle-sammy-the-clown-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1513","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Sammy the Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Sammy-02-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1514\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Sammy-02-copy-300x232.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"669\" height=\"517\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Sammy-02-copy-300x232.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Sammy-02-copy-768x593.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/0001-Sammy-02-copy-1024x791.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 669px) 100vw, 669px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sammy the Clown\u00a0thought he could fly\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 so he threw himself\u00a0 off the roof\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and flapped his arms for eighty-nine floors\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2018fore he realized his tragic goof.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***Okay, this one&#8217;s political.\u00a0 Yeah, it&#8217;s a keen example of the &#8216;rough sketch to final art process&#8217; thing, but I posted it to show how thoroughly fucked America is as coronavirus spreads.\u00a0 Even if Uncle Sammy here is only an inch or two off the ground, that fall is gonna hurt.\u00a0 People here, by the millions, regardless of their politics or intelligence, are running out of money and food&#8230;and they WILL break quarantine.\u00a0 The U.S. government is NOT helping!!!\u00a0 This is a page from our 1st book, \u2018Marsha Mellow\u2019s Blue-ish Freaks\u2019.\u00a0 You can find all our books at;\u00a0 www.sallemander.com\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sammy the Clown\u00a0thought he could fly\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 so he threw himself\u00a0 off the roof\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and flapped his arms for eighty-nine floors\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2018fore he realized his tragic goof. ***Okay, this one&#8217;s political.\u00a0 Yeah, it&#8217;s a keen example of the &#8216;rough sketch to final art process&#8217; 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