{"id":1472,"date":"2020-03-16T09:00:15","date_gmt":"2020-03-16T13:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2020-03-17T22:38:15","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T02:38:15","slug":"pandora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Pandora"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1482\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2-235x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"671\" height=\"857\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2-235x300.jpg 235w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2-768x980.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2-803x1024.jpg 803w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0001-PandoraFinal2.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 671px) 100vw, 671px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zig-Zag the Clown has a wonderful wife,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 the kindest, most generous partner for life.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 She&#8217;s slender and lovely and cooks like a saint,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 the perfect companion without a complaint&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Except when he comes home at quarter to four,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 smelling of booze and the funk of a whore!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 That&#8217;s when Pandora, his wife, has a FIT!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;and her perfect composure slips, just a bit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***This rough drawing of Pandora is featured as a finished, full page, full color illustration in our book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown.&#8221;\u00a0 Find it, filled with over 100 other illustrations (most of which you will NOT find here or anywhere online) at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n<p>***I revised the image for this post to the final art, so only people who come to this blog can see it.\u00a0 We only post a limited amount of art and material from each book (15-20%) so the people who buy them get the privilege of exclusive original material.\u00a0 We&#8217;re not concerned about going a little over the limit here because hardly anybody visits and blogs are pretty much obsolete anyway.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zig-Zag the Clown has a wonderful wife,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 the kindest, most generous partner for life.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; 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