{"id":1418,"date":"2020-01-27T09:02:53","date_gmt":"2020-01-27T14:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2020-01-27T09:02:53","modified_gmt":"2020-01-27T14:02:53","slug":"baby-sitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1418","title":{"rendered":"Baby Sitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1421\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter-257x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"669\" height=\"781\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter-257x300.jpg 257w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter-768x895.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter-878x1024.jpg 878w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/300-Oddy-Baby-Sitter.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 669px) 100vw, 669px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>At first we thought all the babies blew up.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>We found them that way in the morning.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>They&#8217;d suddenly grown to enormous size!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong>We had no idea&#8230;no warning.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Well, people freaked out.\u00a0 They lost their minds,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>(and some of us got really drunk),\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>but didn&#8217;t take TOO long to understand,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong>that THEY didn&#8217;t grow&#8230;..WE SHRUNK!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first we thought all the babies blew up.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0We found them that way in the morning.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1418\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Sitter<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118],"tags":[250,210,105,128,248,176,99,31,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1435,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions\/1435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}