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Something in the smell wafting from the bathroom told me that things were going badly.\u00a0 The\u00a0crap being shouted was definitely not appropriate for television.\u00a0 Negotiations had broken down and a strike was well underway.\u00a0 Worse, the strikers were in open revolt,\u00a0 flinging their sacred deposits all over the walls and ceiling.\u00a0 The trust between us was broken.\u00a0 Innocents were soiled, and who knew if the scars would ever heal, but all that was secondary to the fact that\u2026I\u00a0 had to go.\u00a0 I REALLY had to go \u2014 BAD!<\/p>\n

Shamefully, and in typical corporate fashion, I snuck out to the back yard, found a tree and used it like the primitive monkey I was.\u00a0 Disgusting.\u00a0 Yes, I’d found a cheap scab replacement to the striking toilet \u2014 but I just couldn\u2019t hold out any longer\u2026ugh!\u00a0 I felt dirty.<\/p>\n

I say, give the strikers whatever they demand before this gets any worse and we have a REAL shit storm on our hands\u2026our shoes\u2026 our trousers\u2026..<\/p>\n

***Another raw, rough-sketch teaser from our new book, “Body-Oddies”, which will be our 5th.\u00a0 John is finishing the illustrations and arrangement\/design while I finish the writing (for a May release).\u00a0 After that, we’ll be off travelling around the country on tour, attending book fests, comic cons and sci-fi cons to peddle our wares like medieval hucksters, bringing literary joy to our impoverished country.\u00a0 Find us on Etsy.com by searching EEWbooks when you get there.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Something in the smell wafting from the bathroom told me that things were going badly.\u00a0 The\u00a0crap being shouted was definitely not appropriate for television.\u00a0 Negotiations had broken down and a strike was well underway.\u00a0 Worse, the strikers were in open revolt,\u00a0 flinging their sacred deposits all over the walls and ceiling.\u00a0 The trust between us … Continue reading Potty Mouth<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150],"tags":[210,105,248,38,176,99,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1423,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions\/1423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}