{"id":1384,"date":"2019-11-25T09:04:39","date_gmt":"2019-11-25T14:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2019-11-25T09:04:39","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T14:04:39","slug":"nose-hare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1384","title":{"rendered":"Nose Hare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/274-Oddy-NoseHair-B.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1385\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/274-Oddy-NoseHair-B-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"682\" height=\"842\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/274-Oddy-NoseHair-B-243x300.jpg 243w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/274-Oddy-NoseHair-B-828x1024.jpg 828w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>You&#8217;re welcome to pet him.\u00a0 Just pet him, I say.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>He&#8217;s never too sticky.\u00a0 He&#8217;s really okay.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He&#8217;s just a wee hare, who lives up my nose.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong>SOME people aren&#8217;t very keen about those.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t really know, I don&#8217;t really care,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>how he got in, or from where.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;re best friends now.\u00a0 BEST friends I said!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong>And if you don&#8217;t like it I&#8217;ll rip off your head.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So, go fuck yourself.\u00a0 Fuck off, I say.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Just leave us alone.\u00a0 GO AWAY!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh&#8230;oh my goodness.\u00a0 You see that?\u00a0 Wow!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><strong>He WANTS you to pet him.\u00a0 So, PET him&#8230;NOW!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***Another new one for our Body-Oddies book, which we&#8217;re finishing for publication early next year.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re welcome to pet him.\u00a0 Just pet him, I say.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0He&#8217;s never too sticky.\u00a0 He&#8217;s really okay. 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