{"id":1365,"date":"2019-10-14T08:59:57","date_gmt":"2019-10-14T12:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2019-10-14T08:59:57","modified_gmt":"2019-10-14T12:59:57","slug":"twisted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1365","title":{"rendered":"Twisted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1366\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee-273x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"666\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee-273x300.jpg 273w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee-768x843.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee-933x1024.jpg 933w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Banshee.jpg 1930w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Clown Juice is Pure and Potent.\u00a0<\/strong> (book excerpt)<\/p>\n<p>Clowns are twisted, pressed, squeezed, milked and otherwise drained&#8230;regularly.\u00a0 It&#8217;s how we get all the yummy juice out.<\/p>\n<p>Pawtucket, RI.\u00a0 When I first met Snazzy the Clown, I knew nothing about clown extracts.\u00a0 He gamboled about pissing his juice everywhere, indiscriminately.\u00a0 I had no idea how potent and valuable his goopy fluids could be&#8230;but when we met again two years later, he was all grown up and working for a major pharmaceutical company, squeezing powerful drugs out for erectile dysfunctional old softies.\u00a0 I&#8217;m amazed at how many vital jobs clowns perform in our society.<\/p>\n<p><em>***This image was originally commissioned fro the Oct\/Nov 2005 cover of Asimov&#8217;s Science Fiction Magazine.\u00a0 Now it resides on page 29 of our third book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown.&#8221;\u00a0 You can find all 4 of our books and other stuff by followings the links above to www.sallemander.com or by searching EEWbooks at Etsy.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clown Juice is Pure and Potent.\u00a0 (book excerpt) Clowns are twisted, pressed, squeezed, milked and otherwise drained&#8230;regularly.\u00a0 It&#8217;s how we get all the yummy juice out. Pawtucket, RI.\u00a0 When I first met Snazzy the Clown, I knew nothing about clown extracts.\u00a0 He gamboled about pissing his juice everywhere, indiscriminately.\u00a0 I had no idea how potent &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1365\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Twisted<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,125,124],"tags":[56,250,210,105,248,176,10,19,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1367,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions\/1367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}