{"id":1361,"date":"2019-10-21T09:14:58","date_gmt":"2019-10-21T13:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1361"},"modified":"2019-10-21T09:14:58","modified_gmt":"2019-10-21T13:14:58","slug":"badger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1361","title":{"rendered":"Badger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Badger-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1362\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Badger-copy-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"680\" height=\"879\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Badger-copy-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Badger-copy-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/01-AAA-AAA-AAA-Badger-copy-791x1024.jpg 791w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLOWNS ARE REPULSIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Knob Noster, Missouri.\u00a0 There is no doubt that Badger the Clown was an obnoxious, bile-inducing weenie.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not an uncommon talent for a clown.\u00a0 No, Badger&#8217;s unique gift was being repulsive.\u00a0 I mean, he was impossible to touch &#8211; like trying to connect two positive-ended magnets.\u00a0 No matter how big an object it was or how fast you threw, it veered away from him&#8230;uncanny!\u00a0 He once stood stock still to let John smash a tomato on his head, point blank&#8230;and he still missed.\u00a0 Badger laughed so hard he wet himself (but not a drop touched him).<\/p>\n<p><em>***Taking another break from posting pages from our NEW book&#8230;to post one from our third book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown,&#8221; which is still quite brilliant and can be found, along with all three of our other books and stuff by following the link above to www.sallemander.com or go straight to our Etsy shop and search EEWbooks.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CLOWNS ARE REPULSIVE Knob Noster, Missouri.\u00a0 There is no doubt that Badger the Clown was an obnoxious, bile-inducing weenie.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not an uncommon talent for a clown.\u00a0 No, Badger&#8217;s unique gift was being repulsive.\u00a0 I mean, he was impossible to touch &#8211; like trying to connect two positive-ended magnets.\u00a0 No matter how big an object &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1361\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Badger<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,125],"tags":[250,210,105,128,248,176,99,41,31,247,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1364,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions\/1364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}