{"id":1320,"date":"2019-08-19T10:52:34","date_gmt":"2019-08-19T14:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2019-08-19T10:52:34","modified_gmt":"2019-08-19T14:52:34","slug":"why-the-long-face-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"Why the Long Face?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-655\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-209x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 726px) 100vw, 726px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-209x300.jpg 209w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy-713x1024.jpg 713w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Why-the-long-face-59-copy.jpg 1501w\" alt=\"why-the-long-face-59-copy\" width=\"726\" height=\"1042\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last Wednesday a dude walked into the bar with a REALLY long face. The barkeep looked up and grinned.\u00a0 I knew exactly what he\u00a0was thinking.\u00a0 He opened his mouth to say\u2026..but thought better of it and simply asked, \u201cWhat\u2019ll ya have, pal?\u201d\u00a0 The horse, sitting at the end of the bar laughed hysterically.<\/p>\n<p><em>***This is a rough sketch from what will be our 5th book, &#8220;Body-Oddies&#8221;&#8230;we&#8217;re hoping John will have the illustrations done by the first of the year, 2020, so we can have it out for sale by spring.\u00a0 Find all our books at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Last Wednesday a dude walked into the bar with a REALLY long face. The barkeep looked up and grinned.\u00a0 I knew exactly what he\u00a0was thinking.\u00a0 He opened his mouth to say\u2026..but thought better of it and simply asked, \u201cWhat\u2019ll ya have, pal?\u201d\u00a0 The horse, sitting at the end of the bar laughed hysterically. ***This &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1320\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why the Long Face?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,105,248,38,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1321,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}