{"id":1290,"date":"2019-06-17T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2019-06-17T13:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1290"},"modified":"2019-06-17T09:01:02","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T13:01:02","slug":"not-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1290","title":{"rendered":"Not Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-771\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Hans-talking-bear-82-241x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 738px) 100vw, 738px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Hans-talking-bear-82-241x300.jpg 241w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Hans-talking-bear-82-768x956.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Hans-talking-bear-82-823x1024.jpg 823w\" alt=\"Hans-talking-bear-82\" width=\"738\" height=\"919\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh man&#8230;not again.&#8221; said Francis under his breath, as Martin, his room-mate, stood over him, drooling.<\/p>\n<p>His attack was so swift that Francis barely had time to flinch before being stuffed forcibly into Martin&#8217;s toothy maw and swallowed whole.<\/p>\n<p>Francis knew he had a little time to think before the digestive process of Martin, who was a fully grown polar bear, kicked into gear, pushed him along it&#8217;s hour-long journey, and shat him out again.\u00a0 And really, what had begun as a quiet time for meditation was slowly turning sour as he wondered, more and more, if this little trip was really worth it.<\/p>\n<p>He acknowledged that this WAS in his rental agreement, but seriously!\u00a0 When would Martin develop some self control with his munchies and go make himself a peanut butter sandwich or something?\u00a0 Everybody knew how bad the housing market was, and it was only getting worse, but this &#8216;fantastic journey&#8217; through the body of a giant circus performer, twice a week, was really not worth affordable rent.\u00a0 He&#8217;d had some horrible roommate&#8217;s before, but this one was starting to take the cake&#8230;uh oh&#8230;here we go&#8230;..\u00a0 &#8220;Yeaaahhhhgh!!!&#8221; PFLOOP!\u00a0 &#8220;Oooooh, yuck!<\/p>\n<p><em>***This illustration was originally commissioned for a story in Analog Magazine back in 2008.\u00a0 It was slated to be republished in our<\/em> <strong>Bludgeon the Clown<\/strong><em> book with a cool (disgusting) poem, but the publisher cut it&#8230;it was good stuff, but not for THAT project.\u00a0 Now, along with a new short flash-fiction story (inspired by the art), it is ready for our new book,<\/em><strong> A Short Burst<\/strong><em>, which will finally be published in a matter of months.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oh man&#8230;not again.&#8221; said Francis under his breath, as Martin, his room-mate, stood over him, drooling. His attack was so swift that Francis barely had time to flinch before being stuffed forcibly into Martin&#8217;s toothy maw and swallowed whole. Francis knew he had a little time to think before the digestive process of Martin, who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1290\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not Again&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,150,124],"tags":[250,210,105,248,38,176,10,19,96,102,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1291,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions\/1291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}