{"id":1271,"date":"2019-06-03T09:05:29","date_gmt":"2019-06-03T13:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2019-06-03T09:05:29","modified_gmt":"2019-06-03T13:05:29","slug":"they-only-happen-by-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":"They Only Happen by Accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1272\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident-275x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"703\" height=\"767\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident-275x300.jpg 275w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident-768x837.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident-939x1024.jpg 939w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Accident.jpg 1233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 703px) 100vw, 703px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from our book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;, chapter 4, page 55.<\/p>\n<p><strong>They Only Happen by Accident\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cockeysville, Maryland.\u00a0 Until I met Jonny-Bot 5, I was often puzzled to encounter robot clowns&#8230;.Jonny set me straight!\u00a0 As most of you know, clowns make some of the finest handmade toys in the world.\u00a0 They say that a little bit of their magic rubs off on them.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the only explanation we have for why so many of their products get so out of hand.\u00a0 Considering what happens to clown houses and cars, it stands to reason that a toy robot could become sentient.\u00a0 Robot clowns are pretty rare; they only happen by accident.\u00a0 Once they exist, however, clowns readily accept them into their culture.\u00a0 Military corporations like to kidnap them for secret dissection and weapons development&#8230;but the freak inside always clusterfucks their program.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a good thing they do, or we&#8217;d all be losing our corporate jobs to enhanced tech&#8230;..wait&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***Find our books at www.sallemander.com or search EEWbooks at etsy.com.\u00a0 Thanks.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpt from our book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;, chapter 4, page 55. They Only Happen by Accident\u00a0 \u00a0 Cockeysville, Maryland.\u00a0 Until I met Jonny-Bot 5, I was often puzzled to encounter robot clowns&#8230;.Jonny set me straight!\u00a0 As most of you know, clowns make some of the finest handmade toys in the world.\u00a0 They say that a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">They Only Happen by Accident<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,125,106,124],"tags":[250,210,248,176,99,10,131,19,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1284,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions\/1284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}