{"id":1268,"date":"2019-05-27T09:07:31","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T13:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1268"},"modified":"2019-05-27T09:07:31","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T13:07:31","slug":"class-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1268","title":{"rendered":"Class War"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Class-War.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1269\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Class-War-300x244.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"705\" height=\"573\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Class-War-300x244.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Class-War-1024x834.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-Class-War.jpg 2023w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;, chapter 5, page 79.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Class War<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tipping points are what clowns really look forward to.&#8221; said Zig-Zag the Clown, who was thrilled to offer his comments on a painting featuring his old friend, Thorgrind the Giant, beheading a sleazy medieval aristocrat;\u00a0 &#8220;In history&#8217;s rich pageant, tipping points are the main event&#8230;the height of entertainment&#8230;and the tipping point in our broken culture is inevitable.&#8221;\u00a0 He went on to say that; &#8220;Class war brings inequality and instability, which leads to revolution and transformation.\u00a0 It can take decades, even centuries for the oppressed to fester and pop, but they eventually rise up; they always have and they always will.\u00a0 The best we can hope for is that it happens with as little violence as possible.&#8221;\u00a0 I can agree with that.<\/p>\n<p>Note: Since the Dark Ages, clown culture has consistently identified the giant as the embodiment of the population as a whole (the disenfranchised proletariat), while the knight represents the aristocracy.\u00a0 We found epic clown ditties documenting the tipping points of long-lost civilizations stretching back for eons.<\/p>\n<p><em>***Another all-new, never before posted image from our latest book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;.\u00a0 Why do I bother? &#8230;because I know that if you buy this book, it will poke you in the eye, kick your ass and completely diddle your whimsy.\u00a0 Buy it at www.sallemander.com or search EEWbooks at etsy .com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpt from &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;, chapter 5, page 79. Class War &#8220;Tipping points are what clowns really look forward to.&#8221; said Zig-Zag the Clown, who was thrilled to offer his comments on a painting featuring his old friend, Thorgrind the Giant, beheading a sleazy medieval aristocrat;\u00a0 &#8220;In history&#8217;s rich pageant, tipping points are the main &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1268\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Class War<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,125],"tags":[250,210,105,128,248,38,176,99,10,173,96,102,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1268"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1276,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268\/revisions\/1276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}