{"id":1262,"date":"2019-05-13T09:02:27","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T13:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2019-05-13T09:02:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-13T13:02:27","slug":"the-buttox-brothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1262","title":{"rendered":"The Buttox Brothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1263\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros-281x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"718\" height=\"767\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros-281x300.jpg 281w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros-768x821.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros-958x1024.jpg 958w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/01-A-ButtoxBros.jpg 1314w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 718px) 100vw, 718px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Buttox Brothers were unlucky chaps\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0who answered to Rupert and Rory.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Don&#8217;t ask me how they got this way,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 It&#8217;s a really disgusting story.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but wait &#8217;till you hear how we got &#8217;em apart.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 It was bloody and smelly&#8230;and gory.<\/p>\n<p><em>***Another all new image and poem from our spectacular book, &#8220;Bludgeon the Clown&#8221;.\u00a0 More than just literary wit and extraordinary illustrations, Bludgeon explores the fascinating and very REAL world of the clown race and their impact on our fetid American culture.\u00a0 Find it and all our books at www.sallemander.com or search EEWbooks at etsy.com.\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Buttox Brothers were unlucky chaps\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0who answered to Rupert and Rory.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1262\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Buttox Brothers<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[242,125],"tags":[250,210,105,128,248,176,99,10,31,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1280,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions\/1280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}