{"id":1151,"date":"2018-11-12T09:00:05","date_gmt":"2018-11-12T14:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2018-11-12T09:00:05","modified_gmt":"2018-11-12T14:00:05","slug":"slack-jaw-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"Slack Jaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-612\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-232x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 706px) 100vw, 706px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Slackjaw-50.jpg 1574w\" alt=\"slackjaw-50\" width=\"706\" height=\"913\" \/>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father Rodriguez Domingo Emanuel Castillo stood on the dais before his congregation at Sunday mass, slack jawed and silent \u2013 as if in a trance. Everyone was (respectfully) baffled as he committed his minor, weekly spectacle.\u00a0 Intense prayers hissed through humid air, a mumbled chanting, eyes lolling, bodies swaying, swooning and barfing in awe as his lips and cheeks slackened and the agonizing minutes passed.\u00a0 A thick silence fell as \u00a0his melting jaw splashed into a dribbley puddle at their feet.\u00a0 Nobody moved or said anything\u2026 everyone just stared, stupidly\u2026because it must be a miracle\u2026 right?<\/p>\n<p><em>***I love religion, such a rich source of popular entertainment, so irrational and blind.\u00a0 Someday, humans may become civilized enough to remember it fondly&#8230;like wearing diapers and learning to eat with a fork&#8230;if we survive the religion of Capitalism.\u00a0 Meanwhile, you can find our books at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 Next weekend we will be at Philcon, The Philadelphia Sci-fi convention.\u00a0 Come find us under the EEW Books banner.\u00a0 \u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Father Rodriguez Domingo Emanuel Castillo stood on the dais before his congregation at Sunday mass, slack jawed and silent \u2013 as if in a trance. Everyone was (respectfully) baffled as he committed his minor, weekly spectacle.\u00a0 Intense prayers hissed through humid air, a mumbled chanting, eyes lolling, bodies swaying, swooning and barfing in awe &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1151\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slack Jaw<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150],"tags":[250,210,105,128,248,38,99,247,19,96,102,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1160,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions\/1160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}