{"id":1149,"date":"2018-11-05T09:09:36","date_gmt":"2018-11-05T14:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2018-11-05T09:09:36","modified_gmt":"2018-11-05T14:09:36","slug":"uncle-sammy-the-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1149","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Sammy the Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-488\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-488\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32-217x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32-217x300.jpg 217w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32-768x1061.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32-741x1024.jpg 741w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sammy-the-Clown-image-32.jpg 1593w\" alt=\"Sammy-the-Clown-image-32\" width=\"508\" height=\"702\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sammy the Clown\u00a0thought he could fly\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 so he threw himself\u00a0 off the roof\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and flapped his arms for eighty-nine floors\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2018fore he realized his tragic goof.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***Even if Uncle Sammy here is only an inch or two off the ground it will still be a painful,\u00a0messy landing.\u00a0 There isn\u2019t much more to say about American politics today\u2026except that we do\u00a0real Clowns a disservice by associating them with politicians.\u00a0 It taints their integrity.\u00a0 This is a page from our book, \u2018Marsha Mellow\u2019s Blue-ish Freaks\u2019.\u00a0 You can find all our books at;\u00a0 www.sallemander.com\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sammy the Clown\u00a0thought he could fly\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 so he threw himself\u00a0 off the roof\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 and flapped his arms for eighty-nine floors\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2018fore he realized his tragic goof. ***Even if Uncle Sammy here is only an inch or two off the ground it will still be a painful,\u00a0messy landing.\u00a0 There isn\u2019t much more to say about American &hellip; 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