{"id":1147,"date":"2018-10-29T09:01:23","date_gmt":"2018-10-29T13:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2018-10-29T09:01:23","modified_gmt":"2018-10-29T13:01:23","slug":"making-speech-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"Making Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/making-speech-54.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-630\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/making-speech-54-232x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 751px) 100vw, 751px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/making-speech-54-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/making-speech-54-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/making-speech-54-791x1024.jpg 791w\" alt=\"making-speech-54\" width=\"751\" height=\"971\" \/>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no!\u00a0 What are they doing?\u00a0 Are they going to talk now or\u2026?\u00a0\u00a0 Oh god!\u00a0 They\u2019re about to make\u2026..\u201dSPEECH!\u201d\u00a0 Oh, eeeeeew, its all over the podium, it even smells like speech.<\/p>\n<p>Every time these political types get up in front of people, they speech and they speech and they speech, incessantly.\u00a0 Its the worst, the nastiest \u2013 sloppiest speech you ever heard.\u00a0 Like a big steaming pile of drunken speech stumbling about, speeching its filth everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I guess its a sign of the times\u2026but just look at the crowd gathering, its sickening \u2013 and they love it.\u00a0 Ooooh, now they\u2019re spraying the stage with raw speech, projecting hot, sleazy speech all over everybody\u2026..as they bath in it with relish.\u00a0 Oh, the humanity!\u00a0 And no matter how I try to avoid it, I end up covered in it too.\u00a0 It spatters my shoes, my clothes and gushes painfully from my ears.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it might be different this time around.\u00a0 I thought we all might have a good healthy discussion like civilized people\u2026..but all we got is more \u201cspeech\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><em>***Was that another clusterfuck debate?\u00a0 Is there\u00a0ANY intelligent person willing to vote for one of those assholes?\u00a0 My god\u2026we are soooooo screwed\u2026..\u00a0 Meanwhile, this image is from our wonderful coloring book, which you can buy on our EEWbooks Etsy store\/site, OR just use the link above to: www.sallemander.com\u00a0 \u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no!\u00a0 What are they doing?\u00a0 Are they going to talk now or\u2026?\u00a0\u00a0 Oh god!\u00a0 They\u2019re about to make\u2026..\u201dSPEECH!\u201d\u00a0 Oh, eeeeeew, its all over the podium, it even smells like speech. Every time these political types get up in front of people, they speech and they speech and they speech, incessantly.\u00a0 Its the worst, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1147\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Making Speech<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[150,239],"tags":[210,105,128,248,38,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}