{"id":1143,"date":"2018-10-15T21:51:02","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T01:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2018-10-15T21:51:02","modified_gmt":"2018-10-16T01:51:02","slug":"splitting-headache-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1143","title":{"rendered":"Splitting Headache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-699\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-223x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-223x300.jpg 223w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-768x1032.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Splitting-Headache-69-762x1024.jpg 762w\" alt=\"Splitting Headache-69\" width=\"800\" height=\"1076\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey!\u2026 Do you remember that thing? You know\u2026that THING??\u00a0 Oh, you remember.\u00a0 We saw it the other day when we were doing the other thing\u2026..what\u2019s-is face was there.\u00a0 Oh, you know who I mean, the one from\u2026 oh gosh\u2026from over yonder with the thing-ummy-thing on his who\u2019s-is-what\u2019s-it?\u2026And we laughed and laughed about it the whole time?\u00a0 But he wasn\u2019t so amused.\u00a0 He took the issue up with\u2026oh, you know who, the one at the place\u2026..um, the place right next door to the other MAIN place?\u00a0 And she went totally ballistic about everything, especially that one thing\u2026..but not the thing I\u2019m talking about.\u00a0 I meant the OTHER thing.\u00a0 Yeah!\u00a0 The thing with the thing-a-ma-jig\u2026Yes!!!\u00a0 You know the thing!\u00a0 UGH!!!\u00a0 I seem to forget EVERY thing\u2026but I definitely remember THAT!<\/p>\n<p><em>***This conversation isn\u2019t all that unusual. It happens more often than I\u2019d care to admit.\u00a0 What amazes me is how often we completely understand each other whenever we do\u2026..whoever it is.\u00a0 -Marsha\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Hey!\u2026 Do you remember that thing? You know\u2026that THING??\u00a0 Oh, you remember.\u00a0 We saw it the other day when we were doing the other thing\u2026..what\u2019s-is face was there.\u00a0 Oh, you know who I mean, the one from\u2026 oh gosh\u2026from over yonder with the thing-ummy-thing on his who\u2019s-is-what\u2019s-it?\u2026And we laughed and laughed about it the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1143\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Splitting Headache<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,105,128,248,38,176,99,19,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}