{"id":1110,"date":"2018-09-03T09:00:06","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2018-09-06T17:02:51","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T21:02:51","slug":"sausage-fest-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"Sausage Fest"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Willy arrived at the party with his friend Willy and his other friend Willy.\u00a0 He was happy to be invited, he and his friends didn\u2019t get many invites (they were kinda nerds) but it soon became apparent that this party would be another sausage fest.\u00a0 The prospects looked pretty gloomy when he saw that everybody there was a \u2018Willy\u2019.\u00a0 At least there was plenty of beer.\u00a0 After a while he noticed the place getting really hot and humid.\u00a0 There might as well have been flames licking up between the gratings in the floor\u2026and all the Willies were getting some awkward, nasty looking tan lines \u2013 just like his \u2013 and they were drinking gallons of ice-cold beer to compensate for\u2026<\/p>\n

That\u2019s when he realized…it was all a scam.\u00a0 This was a\u2026..BAR-BE-QUE!!!<\/p>\n

***Happy Labor Day!\u00a0 If you are a wealthy capitalist, today is a day of triumph.\u00a0 You’ve won the class war that most people still don’t seem to realize already happened.\u00a0 If you are a working person, don’t despair, sure the unions are mostly dead and your job is a shit-show, but from here there’s nowhere to go but up…HOORAY!!!\u00a0 This is one from our \u201cBody-Oddies\u201d project, a craptastic journey through the rancid mind of my artist, John Allemand.\u00a0 find and buy our books at www.sallemander.com.\u00a0 \u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willy arrived at the party with his friend Willy and his other friend Willy.\u00a0 He was happy to be invited, he and his friends didn\u2019t get many invites (they were kinda nerds) but it soon became apparent that this party would be another sausage fest.\u00a0 The prospects looked pretty gloomy when he saw that everybody … Continue reading Sausage Fest<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[118,150,109],"tags":[210,105,128,248,38,176,99,41,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1116,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}