{"id":1035,"date":"2018-04-30T09:16:48","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T13:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2018-04-30T09:16:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T13:16:48","slug":"sundae-the-clown-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"Sundae the Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-556\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-556\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-237x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-237x300.jpg 237w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-768x973.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39-808x1024.jpg 808w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Sundae-the-clown-39.jpg 1369w\" alt=\"Sundae-the-clown-39\" width=\"556\" height=\"704\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOhhh\u2026its not so bad.\u201d his wife told him with thinly veiled sarcasm.\u00a0 \u201cYou look absolutely delicious\u2026..!\u201d she smiled sardonically.\u00a0 But it was a hot summer day and he was melting on the spot.\u00a0 He wouldn\u2019t last much longer.<\/p>\n<p>Billy was so intent on pleasing his estranged wife (poor henpecked bastard) that he took her desire for an ice cream sundae too far and transmogrified himself into one, without considering the consequences.\u00a0 And still, as he slowly disintegrated into a sweet soupy mess, she would not favor him with her attentions \u2013 except to say, \u201cUgh!\u00a0 You know I don\u2019t like pistachio\u2026..!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>***The image is another piece from our new book, \u201cMarsha Mellow\u2019s Blue-ish Freaks\u201d.\u00a0 You can find\u00a0it here at www.sallemander.com (or follow the link above).\u00a0 The story&#8230;is based on\u00a0actual events. \u00a0\u00a0-Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cOhhh\u2026its not so bad.\u201d his wife told him with thinly veiled sarcasm.\u00a0 \u201cYou look absolutely delicious\u2026..!\u201d she smiled sardonically.\u00a0 But it was a hot summer day and he was melting on the spot.\u00a0 He wouldn\u2019t last much longer. Billy was so intent on pleasing his estranged wife (poor henpecked bastard) that he took her desire &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1035\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sundae the Clown<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,150,241],"tags":[210,105,128,248,176,99,199,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1041,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}