{"id":1018,"date":"2018-03-26T09:00:06","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2018-03-26T09:00:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T13:00:06","slug":"mulligan-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"Mulligan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-318\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-318\" src=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a-253x300.jpg\" sizes=\"(max-width: 568px) 100vw, 568px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a-253x300.jpg 253w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a-768x910.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a-864x1024.jpg 864w, http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/mulligan-18a.jpg 1434w\" alt=\"mulligan-18a\" width=\"568\" height=\"674\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>There once was a Clown who fell in his glass\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 who went by the name of Mulligan.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He drank it all down before he passed\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 but when he woke up it was full again.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>***The thing to understand about Clowns here, is that they can transmute their body fluids.\u00a0 I met one fellow who could drink lemonade and piss grape soda.\u00a0 Another Clown turned red wine into pure maple syrup.\u00a0 Some can do different flavors depending on their mood.\u00a0 Mulligan usually pissed single malt whiskey when he was feeling sassy but could only manage a weak mimosa when he was glum.\u00a0 Clowns are\u00a0SO fascinating\u2026\u00a0 I even saw one cheeky freak\u00a0squeeze cherry ice cubes from vodka\u2026OUCH!!!\u00a0 This is a page from my first book, &#8220;Marsha Mellow&#8217;s Blue-ish Freaks.&#8221;\u00a0 Follow the links above to www.sallemander.com&#8230;and buy it! \u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a Clown who fell in his glass\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 who went by the name of Mulligan.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He drank it all down before he passed\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 but when he woke up it was full again. ***The thing to understand about Clowns here, is that they can transmute their body fluids.\u00a0 I met one fellow who could &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1018\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mulligan<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[125,241],"tags":[7,210,105,128,176,99,96,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}