{"id":1003,"date":"2018-03-05T09:11:09","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T14:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2018-03-05T09:11:09","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T14:11:09","slug":"primal-urge-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/?p=1003","title":{"rendered":"Primal Urge"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I love brains!\u2026LOVE them.\u00a0 Can\u2019t remember why I ever ate anything else\u2026ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach and organs as I turned\u2026..then I joined in\u2026and I tasted pretty good \u2013 but not as good as brains.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t talk much any more, nobody in my group does.\u00a0 It\u2019s okay, I never was much of a conversationalist\u2026and most folks seem too afraid of me to chat, anyway.\u00a0 They run away screaming a lot or try to stab me in the head with sharp stuff\u2026 I never liked most people that much, so it doesn\u2019t really hurt my feelings.\u00a0 Their brains, though\u2026ooooooohhh, nice!\u00a0 Better than goose liver p\u00e2t\u00e9 and double fudge brownies.<\/p>\n

I saw my own reflection yesterday, I\u2019m looking pretty rugged.\u00a0 I\u2019ve really slimmed down without my guts\u2026finally lost that extra thirty pounds.\u00a0 And my skin, well\u2026a mottled blue-ish grey with black streaks \u2013 reminds me of camouflage, my favorite color.\u00a0 But oooooohh, the brains\u2026did I tell you how good those are?\u00a0 I highly recommend them.\u00a0 Ooooooom!\u00a0 Ughhh!!\u00a0 Brains!!!\u00a0 I love the brains.\u00a0 Ummmmmm\u2026I can\u2019t remember why I ever ate anything else\u2026ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

***I posted this to celebrate another amazing show this past weekend…my first of 2018, at the NJ Horror Con and Film Fest.\u00a0 HOORAY!!!\u00a0 It would have been perfect if I made any money…and if all the vendors weren’t illegally searched (without probable cause) and harassed\u00a0by the NJ Dept. of Revenue – before\u00a0any of us were allowed to enter the show.\u00a0 It was\u00a0all an intimidation\/scare tactic for a bunch of pussy tax cops who had full access to a list of prepaid vendors long before the show opening.\u00a0 And it was all\u00a0facilitated by the convention’s organizers\/owners.\u00a0 It’s really not a matter of whether I participate in future shows with those people — it’s about whether I include them in the legal action that follows.\u00a0 I no longer tolerate being bullied.\u00a0 -Marsha<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love brains!\u2026LOVE them.\u00a0 Can\u2019t remember why I ever ate anything else\u2026ever.\u00a0 I vaguely remember being bitten, I think there were six of them.\u00a0 They ripped out my stomach and organs as I turned\u2026..then I joined in\u2026and I tasted pretty good \u2013 but not as good as brains. I don\u2019t talk much any more, nobody … Continue reading Primal Urge<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[150,241],"tags":[7,210,105,213,38,176,99,10,96,102,22,182],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sallemander.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}